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-- Dean Acheson You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Property The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Property
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Property Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Property
I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Property "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Property
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Property The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Property
"If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Property The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Property
He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Property You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Property
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Property Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Property
"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Property Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Property
He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Property History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Property
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Property There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Property
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Property Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Property
