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Huddersfield and District Junior Football League - Comprehensive information about junior football in Kirklees - leagues, teams, fixtures and results. Includes a history of the league.

Huddersfield Otters Water Polo - Description of the club, training sessions, facilities, venues and times and facilities. Includes the basics of the game, fixtures and results. Contact details.

Huddersfield Scout Sailing - Royal Yachting Association establishment to teach sailing to Scouts and Guides on Scammonden Water. Information on courses, instructors, boats, and contact detailss.

Borough of Kirklees Swimming Club - General information about the club, training, membership, with results, records and contact details.

Kirklees Climbing - Information on climbing/bouldering venues in Kirklees, indoor and outdoor, also on climbing with children. Details of local events and membership.

Faulty Flipper - The unofficial web-site for Borough of Kirklees (BOK) Masters Swimming Squad - an irregular newsletter spreading happy rumour, amusement, and occasional dissent. Includes information on swimmers and achievements.

The Cardinals - Kirklees and Calderdale Wheelchair Sports and Social Club, playing tennis, basketball, athletics and other games. Information on fixtures and results, history and team photo, and details of training in Cleckheaton.

Kirklees ladies Football Club - News, diary, fixtures, results, profile, members, and statistics. Yorkshire and Humberside League.

Huddersfield and District Tuesday Night Pool League - With 140 teams, the largest pool league in the UK. Includes league tables, player statistics, fixtures and competition news. Also information about the league, member teams, and contact details.

I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -- Hector Louis Berlioz Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. -- Josh Billings "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. -- Oscar Wilde To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't everythin The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. -- G. K. Chesterton Recreation and Sports "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things: and in that Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike Adams If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards Recreation and Sports No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living. -- Anon. Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture. -- Aldous Huxley "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Recreation and Sports The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. -- Oscar Wilde Count your age with friends but not with years. -- Anonymous Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. -- Igor Stravinsky The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon. -- Joseph Heller, God Knows These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder. -- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Recreation and Sports I don't feel good. -- Luther Burbank, dying words An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention. -- Anonymous "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Recreation and Sports Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. -- Lily Tomlin "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. -- Abraham Lincoln To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. Andre Gide blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Recreation and Sports Ambition is not a vice of little people. -- Michel de Montaigne There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inex "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Recreation and Sports It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. -- Eugene McCarthy blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.' -- Bierce, A Cliches should be avoided like the plague. -- Anon. "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Recreation and Sports "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -- Ed Howe First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi Recreation and Sports "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is. -- Arnold Bennett One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. -- Bertrand Russell There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. -- Flannery O'Connor "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Recreation and Sports To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written. -- Jean Jacques Rousseau Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis Recreation and Sports A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Isaac Newton Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Recreation and Sports Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress. -- Gandhi Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing. -- Georges Danton, to his executioner Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Recreation and Sports A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. -- Lana Turner There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic. -- Marie Tonkin I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age. -- Henry Kissinger It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. -- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Recreation and Sports Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not even talking about the programs). -- Nicholas Negroponte The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Recreation and Sports The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. -- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who love me. -- George Bernard Shaw Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God. -- Herbert Westren Turnbull When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Recreation and Sports "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton Recreation and Sports The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. -- Antonio Porchi "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Recreation and Sports Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost. -- Anon To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour. -- Robert L. Stevenson Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich! -- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Recreation and Sports I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others. -- Tryon Edwards I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't. -- Lucille Ball Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Recreation and Sports If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. -- George S. Patton, Jr. What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are. -- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. -- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
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