CHAS Housing Aid Kirklees - Catholic Housing Aid Society offers information, advice and advocacy services on homelessness and housing problems in Kirklees. Includes details of their bond bank, and for contact.
Kirklees Alcohol Advisory Service - Information about the organisation and the services they offer to relieve the distress of people suffering from any form of alcohol excess. Background information and contact details.
Mediation in Kirklees - A non-profit organisation, whose volunteers offer a free and impartial mediation service for neighbours in dispute. Information about the organisation, and contact details.
Resources for Women in Kirklees - Details of resources for women's health, groups, services, escape, and childcare. Contact details.
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