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Knottingley Concert Brass Band - Introduction to the band, its history, members and patrons, music. Includes a photo gallery, reviews, noticeboard, and a calendar of up-coming events.
Wentvale Court Hotel - A converted Victorian dwelling, well placed for Yorkshire tourist attractions, and the A1 and M62. Details of accommodation and local attractions.
Knottingley and Ferrybridge - Community website, with history, photographs, articles, news and letters. Also includes directory of local businesses.
Springfield Garage - Includes information, photographs and contact details. Ford dealers.
Armitage Trailers - Manufacture, sales and service of a wide variety of trailers. Online catalogue with contact details.
Dr Pinder and Parters - Serving Ferrybridge, Byram and Castleford; offers an index of services, and contact details.
Breathing Equipment Hire Ltd - Offers industrial apparatus, including rescue and resuscitation gear. Profile and product range.
Five Towns Christian Fellowship - Information about services and meetings; member of the Evangelical Alliance. Two congregations in Castleford and Knottingley, and developing groups in Pontefract, Featherstone and Normanton.
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark -- Dave Barry "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. - unknown The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! -- Mark Russell "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Knottingley and Ferrybridge There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. -- Paul Valery Knottingley and Ferrybridge Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Knottingley and Ferrybridge It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then." -- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Knottingley and Ferrybridge Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence. -- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Knottingley and Ferrybridge Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Knottingley and Ferrybridge "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married. -- George Bernard Shaw The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of them, it's considered to be your style. -- Fred Astaire The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction. -- John Cage Knottingley and Ferrybridge Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Knottingley and Ferrybridge It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off! -- Douglas Jerold, 1858 We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution, of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always be Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. -- Roger Babson "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. -- ee cummings Knottingley and Ferrybridge Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. -- Colin Greene Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac Knottingley and Ferrybridge To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself. -- Francis Crawford Never judge a book by its movie. -- J. W. Eagan We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by definition, is unassailable. -- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a thing to be acheived. -- William Jennings Bryant Knottingley and Ferrybridge What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? -- Woody Allen The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact. -- Thomas Henry Huxley "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Knottingley and Ferrybridge "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end] [text_start] "Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. -- Semisonic, Closing Time Knottingley and Ferrybridge Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Conceit causes more conversation than wit. -- LaRouchefoucauld Knottingley and Ferrybridge The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise. -- George Santayana Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -- Katharine Hepburn The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. -- Lynn "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Knottingley and Ferrybridge I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first. -- Benjamin Franklin You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence. -- Robert Frost Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. -- Friedrich Nietzsche Knottingley and Ferrybridge "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. -- Nanette Newman, British actress "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth. -- Peter Ustinov I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald Knottingley and Ferrybridge Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them. -- Ralph N. Gerard Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it. -- Gandhi As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. -- Abraham Lincoln Knottingley and Ferrybridge You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - Gilbert Keith Chesterton Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. -- Michael Leunig "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Knottingley and Ferrybridge Work is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde History is more or less bunk. -- Henry Ford A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it. -- Albert Einstein, attributed Knottingley and Ferrybridge You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories. -- Stanislaw J. Lem Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded. -- Virginia Woolf The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -- Groucho Marx If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed -- Kate Halverson Knottingley and Ferrybridge "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Knottingley and Ferrybridge
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