blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Pre-school People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Pre-school
Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Pre-school Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Pre-school
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Pre-school "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Pre-school
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Pre-school I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Pre-school
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Pre-school Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Pre-school
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Pre-school I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Pre-school
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Pre-school We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Pre-school
We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Pre-school Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Pre-school
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Pre-school Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Pre-school
There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Pre-school We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Pre-school
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Pre-school There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Pre-school
