Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Special Education The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Special Education
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Special Education May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Special Education
A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Special Education "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Special Education
Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Special Education A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Special Education
"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Special Education How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Special Education
Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Special Education "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Special Education
The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Special Education In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Special Education
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Special Education It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Special Education
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Special Education "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Special Education
"As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Special Education Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Special Education
Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Special Education If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Special Education
