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Crompark Cricket Club - Information about the club's fixtures, results, statistics, and League tables to print off. History and current news, and general information about cricket. WAP preview available.

New Farnley Cricket Club - News of the teams, their fixtures and results, and leagues. History of the club, and membership information.

Rawdon Cricket Club - Member of the Airedale and Wharfedale Senior League. Information on fixtures and social events, pictures. Membership and contact details.

Rodley Cricket Club - Member of the Dales Council Cricket League. Introduction to the club, their fixtures, and news. Archive of previous year's performance. Contact details.

St Chads Broomfield Cricket Club - Fixtures, results, and information on a cricket team based in Headingley, and playing in the Wetherby and District League.

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Williams) "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Chekhov Cricket Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events. -- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity. -- Albert Einstein It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it. -- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Love is a fire. 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Clarke) Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper. -- Unknown history student Study men, not historians. -- Harry Truman Cricket It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang. -- Tom Robbins Live truth instead of professing it. -- Elbert Hubbard "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Cricket "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) The greatest homage to truth is to use it. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin... -- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Cricket "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Cricket Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever sea It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion. -- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. -- Madame de Rieux "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Cricket If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring. -- Alphonse Karr You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry The nourishment is palatable. -- Millard Fillmore, dying words Cricket "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. -- G. K. Chesterton Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Anonymous Cricket "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. -- Niels Bohr Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Cricket Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is thine. 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