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Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Golf The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Golf
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Golf I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Golf
Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Golf "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Golf
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Golf I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Golf
"Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Golf History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Golf
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Golf "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Golf
We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Golf "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Golf
Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Golf I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Golf
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Golf Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Golf To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Golf
An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Golf Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Golf
