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If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Hockey The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Hockey
Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Hockey You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Hockey
Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Hockey "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Hockey
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Hockey Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Hockey
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Hockey The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Hockey
"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Hockey "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Hockey
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Hockey When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Hockey
"There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Hockey Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Hockey
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Hockey The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Hockey
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Hockey "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Hockey
I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Hockey Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Hockey
