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Keith - dot - All about Keith (known as beef) who works for Cisco and lives in Leeds, UK.
Mike's Literary and Family Pages - Personal pages from Mike Coatesworth in Leeds, reflecting his interests in writing. Includes recipes and family pictures, and on Yorkshire.
Shin's Domain - Homepage about Dragonball Z and Pokemon.
Satnam Reehal - Leeds-born accountancy student, Satnam Reehal. Includes reviews of clubs and music, photos.
Dawes, Michael - Illustrator, writer, graphic artist, comic and painter. Includes community features - public drawing board and forums.
Burton Grange OnLine - The lives of 23 wacky students living in a student house in Leeds. Find out about the residents. Includes photos and a message board.
Neil Kirkman's Personal Website - Contains information about Neil Kirkman and photos of family and friends.
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