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Meltham and District Civic Society - A group to encourage participation, protection, preservation, and interest in Meltham and district. Information about the conservation of the built environment and the countryside, with a newsletter.
Meltham Parish Church Gilbert and Sullivan Society - History of the group, and details of membership and productions, with photos.
Meltham Methodist Church - History and information about the church and its activities, especially its international links. Details of services, and for contact.
Church of England Parishes in Meltham - Contact details for St Bartholomew's, St James', and St Mary's churches; times of services.
Meltham Sea Fishing Club - Details of regular meetings and fishing trips for members. Information about club, membership and contact details, with events listing and photo gallery.
Meltham Golf Club - Information about the club and its 18 hole course, facilities, lessons and contact details.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. -- Anonymous "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. -- Anonymous A dollar saved is a quarter earned. -- John Ciardi Meltham The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. -- Winston Churchill All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all other betrayals come. -- Cormac McCarthy "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Meltham "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence. -- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl I still live. -- Daniel Webster, dying words Meltham After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell [text_end] [text_start] A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Meltham As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. -- Abraham Lincoln If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush... -- Dawn French The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that. -- Shakespeare, William Meltham Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. -- Jim Beggs Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. -- Rose Kennedy Meltham In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. -- H.L. Mencken Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the human will. -- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written. -- Jean Jacques Rousseau No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living. -- Anon. Meltham "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball. -- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Meltham A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. -- Antonio Porchi If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Meltham "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. -- James Matthew Barrie Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture. -- Allen Ginsberg Meltham He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me. -- Thomas Jefferson He who laughs, lasts. -- Mary Pettibone Poole Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -- Carol Burnett "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) You cannot create experience. You must undergo it. -- Albert Camus Meltham blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -- Abraham Lincoln "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Meltham A friend is a gift you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them. -- Anonymous Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence. -- Essie Summers Meltham A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. -- Anonymous "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous. -- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Meltham Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. -- Seneca "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Work is a four-letter word. -- The Smiths (Morrissey) Meltham We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first. -- Anonymous "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein Meltham I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality and Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares, assess randomi "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the imagination. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Meltham Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night. -- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Meltham We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -- Anonymous Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencken Meltham I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not. -- Robert G. Ingersoll Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. -- Herbert Spencer "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Meltham "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. -- Mother Teresa Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Meltham Golf is a good walk spoiled. -- Mark Twain Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality. -- Ralph Marston In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams Meltham
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