Morley Amateur Swimming Club - Information about the club, membership, events programme, and competition results. Photo gallery, and Roll of Honour.
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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
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-- Smith & Jones He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Recreation and Sports He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
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"Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Recreation and Sports "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
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-- Rita Rudner Recreation and Sports
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Recreation and Sports Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Recreation and Sports
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Recreation and Sports When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Recreation and Sports
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Recreation and Sports "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Recreation and Sports
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Recreation and Sports No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Recreation and Sports
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Recreation and Sports
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Recreation and Sports Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Recreation and Sports
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings My other wife is beautiful. 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Recreation and Sports I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Recreation and Sports
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Recreation and Sports "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Recreation and Sports
