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I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Normanton "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Normanton
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Normanton Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Normanton
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Normanton It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Normanton
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Normanton We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Normanton
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Normanton The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Normanton
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Normanton It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Normanton
"God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Normanton Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Normanton
Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Normanton I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Normanton
"Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Normanton The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Normanton
He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Normanton History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Normanton
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Normanton Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Normanton
