Ossett Brewery - History of this young brewery, and details of their beers and awards. Photos of brewery.
Dimple Well Lodge Hotel and Restaurant - 2 miles from J40 M1. Details of accommodation, restaurant. Business events, weddings, functions and parties hosted.
TotallyThomas - Shop specializing in Thomas the Tank Engine toys. Learning Curve Wooden Railway System; ERTL Die-cast; tableware, Hornby 00. Facility to shop on-line.
DC Direct Blinds - Wood slat venetian blinds. Made to measure. Pictures and product information. Facility to order online.
R D Battye - Building and plumbing contractors from Ossett covering the North of England and the North Midlands. Profile, services, customer list and information about training standards.
Alphabet Day Nursery - Childcare for under 2's, over 2s and after-school. Description of service, nursery facilities and ethos. Pictures of nursery. Contact details and enquiry form.
Mail Opening Machines Ltd. - Envelope opening systems. Company profile, history. Product descriptions, images. contact details, enquiry form.
Frances Heeley, Milliner - Current hat range gallery. Career history. Location and contact details.
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-- Grace Hansen "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Business and Economy I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
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-- August Strindberg Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
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-- H.L. Mencken Business and Economy
Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
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-- Rita Mae Brown Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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- Vince Lombardi Business and Economy Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
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-- William Jennings Bryant Business and Economy
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
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-- Fred Astaire In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
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-- Abbie M. Dale Business and Economy
"The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
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-- John Barrymore - last words It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
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-- Will Rogers Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
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-- Fran Lebowitz Business and Economy When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
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-- Robert Orben He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Business and Economy
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
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-- Will Rogers "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Business and Economy
"Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Business and Economy We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Business and Economy
"O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
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successfully There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Business and Economy A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
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-- Benjamin Disraeli Business and Economy
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
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proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Business and Economy
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Business and Economy "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Business and Economy
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
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-- Bette Davis The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
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