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My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Motoring Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Motoring
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Motoring Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Motoring
"Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Motoring Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Motoring
Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Motoring I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Motoring
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Motoring "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Motoring
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Motoring I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Motoring
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Motoring Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Motoring
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Motoring To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Motoring
We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Motoring "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Motoring
Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Motoring Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Motoring
It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Motoring There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Motoring
