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However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
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-- George Bernard Shaw Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
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-- Henry Kissinger Golf Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
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-- Gloria Steinem Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Golf
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
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-- Elbert Hubbard "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
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I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
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After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
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-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
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-- Oscar Wilde We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
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-- Cybi Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Golf
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
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-- French saying Golf Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
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-- Mother Theresa Golf
If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
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-- Mae West Golf
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
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