My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Accommodation Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Accommodation
You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Accommodation "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Accommodation
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Accommodation Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Accommodation
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Accommodation A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Accommodation
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Accommodation "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Accommodation
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Accommodation "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Accommodation
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Accommodation No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Accommodation
I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Accommodation There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Accommodation
It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Accommodation Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Accommodation
"In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Accommodation One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Accommodation
"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Accommodation My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation
