Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Hockey "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Hockey
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Hockey "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Hockey
...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Hockey "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Hockey
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Hockey Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Hockey
"Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Hockey Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Hockey
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Hockey Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Hockey
"To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Hockey The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Hockey
Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Hockey A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Hockey
This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Hockey The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Hockey
"Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Hockey "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Hockey
The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Hockey There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
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