Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Running "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Running
Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Running It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Running
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Running Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Running
>From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Running Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Running
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Running "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Running
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Running Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Running
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Running Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Running
"And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Running Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Running
Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Running Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Running
Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Running Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Running
To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Running Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Running
