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Saltaire - Useful tourist information including area overview, photographs and links to related sites.
Salts Mill - Official site, with information about the mill, David Hockney's pictures, shopping, dining and visitor facilities.
The Hirst Wood Community Web Site - Community information and photographs, plus news of regeneration activities and projects, and details of meetings.
Visit Saltaire - Local government visitor guide and information site.
Photofolio Photographic Gallery - Commercial gallery of art photography. Information on displays and photographers, events diary and contact details.
Salt Grammar School - Prospectus, history, information about the departments, school calendar, news of current and past events.
Marcus Sly - Lessons in piano and Alexander Technique. Brief biography of the teacher, contact details and recommended books.
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching. -- St. Francis of Assisi "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry Saltaire I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did. -- Henry James I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work. -- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Saltaire A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it. -- Marcus Aurelius Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. -- Anonymous Saltaire I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. -- George Bus I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. -- Dale Carnegie Saltaire Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. -- Mae West "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense. -- Thomas Arnold Bennet Saltaire "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. -- William Congreve "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Saltaire Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food. -- Anonymous Honor the ocean of love. -- George de Benneville I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney A person starts to live when he can live outside himself. -- Albert Einstein Saltaire I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Only the little people pay taxes. -- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Saltaire I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention. -- Anonymous When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Saltaire A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. -- Friedrich Nietzsche He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht Change before you have to. -- Jack Welch Saltaire "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them. -- Sydney Smith History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toil "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Saltaire Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture. -- Aldous Huxley Saltaire I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne. -- Robertson Davies That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach. -- Aldous Huxley "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Saltaire "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou He that would have the fruit must climb the tree. -- Thomas Fuller, M.D. I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal Saltaire The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. -- Hyman Rickover Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -- Thomas Dewar I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald Saltaire Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face. -- Anita Wise If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. -- George S. Patton, Jr. For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. -- Rainer Maria Ril Saltaire What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours. -- Woody Allen "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat soiled or torn? Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. -- Harry S. Truman Saltaire "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -- Jules Combarieu "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Saltaire "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. -- Michael McShane Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality. -- Theodor Reik We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. -- Wehrner von Braun When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance." -- Anon. Saltaire When ideas fail, words come in very handy. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -- Mark Twain "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Saltaire Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. -- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting married "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. -- Conway's Law An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception. -- Harold Loukes Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Saltaire It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious. -- Oscar Wilde The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. -- Anonymous Saltaire
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