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This is Shipley - The Telegraph and Argus provides a guide with news, sport and leisure activities, schools, businesses, and other local resources.
Shipley Glen Cable Tramway - History and description of the oldest working cable tramway in Britain, through the woodlands of Shipley Glen. Details of opening hours, and prices.
Shipley Constituency Conservative Association - Political introduction to the constituency, biography of prospective candidate David Senior, news for christians, newsletters and local councillor contact details.
Steve Myers Photography - Offers weddings, portraits and commercial work. Example photographs, full contact details and maps. [includes Flash]
Shipley Communities Online - A resource of contact information and links to local services and organisations. Includes health, jobs, advice, learning, childcare and benefits.
Shipley Portrait Group - Details of the group's meeting times, examples of work and contact information.
New Pan Choice Cantonese Buffet Restaurant - Offer their menu, reservation details, and some background on Chinese culture.
What's new? Most of my wife. Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness. -- Erica Jong Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. -- Anonymous "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Shipley Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. -- Chinese Proverb I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. -- Anonymous Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Shipley "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how many can get through to you. -- Mortimer J. Adler Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. -- Anonymous Shipley Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. -- Don Stanford My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me! -- Henry Ford "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Shipley Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. -- Anton Chekhov Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -- George Bernard Shaw Now is the time for all good men to come to. -- Walt Kelly I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals... -- G. K. Chesterton We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. -- Seneca Shipley And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable. -- Garry Trudeau "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching. -- St. Francis of Assisi Shipley I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan. -- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Shipley Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin. -- Grace Hansen I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal Shipley I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used. -- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. -- Jacob Braude Shipley Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Anonymous I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and "cheap"? -- Phyllis Diller Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. -- Helen Roland Shipley And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -- Abraham Lincoln Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives. -- Louise Hay The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. -- Anonymous The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life. -- Henry Ford Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. -- Oscar Wilde Shipley The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. -- Lynn Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. -- Oliver Herford Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The- Box. -- Wil Shriner Shipley Biography lends to death a new terror. -- Oscar Wilde Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." -- Jerry Seinfeld When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. -- Anatole France We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -- Anonymous What's another word for "Thesaurus?" -- Steven Wright Shipley Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool. -- Kelvin Throop I A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. -- Anonymous Shipley Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. -- Mark Twain "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick (II) the Great Shipley "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. -- French Proverb An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey Shipley He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me. -- Thomas Jefferson I still live. -- Daniel Webster, dying words "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Nietzsche Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Shipley Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. -- Anonymous "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) The less their ability, the more their conceit. Ahad HaAm Shipley Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by definition, is unassailable. -- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. -- Salvador Dali There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Shipley "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned. -- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Shipley Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. -- James Graham I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presley Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presley The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. -- Oscar Wilde Shipley Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by definition, is unassailable. -- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. -- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's exciting to have a real crisis on your hands. -- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Shipley
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