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The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
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Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
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If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
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-- G. K. Chesterton Computers and Internet
We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
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-- William Yeats Everything that can be invented has been invented.
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-- PARKINSON'S LAW The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
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grand Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
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-- Francis Bacon Computers and Internet
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
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