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Whitakers of Shipley - Domestic appliance sales and service. Company information, sales and spares enquiries, location and contact details.
Vac and Washer - Domestic and light commercial appliance sales, service and spares. Enquiry forms, showroom and contact information.
Ishico Lighting - Designer lighting and contemporary lamps and light fittings. Product overviews, opening times, and contact details.
Postapart - Offers spare parts via mail order for domestic electric appliances. Full price lists.
Acorn Stairlifts - Specialises in stair and bath lifts. Company and product details. Multi-lingual site.
Ashbourne Upholstery Ltd - Ready-made and custom suites, plus on-site re-upholstery. Service details, showroom and full contact information.
Andrew M. Wade - Offers plastering, plumbing, tiling and other home services. Descriptions of services and contact information.
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -- Mae West "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis Honor lies in honest toil. -- Grover Cleveland Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art. -- Tom Stoppard Home and Garden Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. -- P. J. O'Rourke "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Home and Garden Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom. -- Albert Einstein Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda cross-dressed as science. -- Linda Bowles, political columnist America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright Home and Garden Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner Home and Garden "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it. - Steven Wright "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) With the catching end the pleasures of the chase. -- Abraham Lincoln Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man. -- Thomas Carlyle Home and Garden He who has lost honor can lose nothing more. -- Publilius Syrus Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. -- Charles Caleb Colton Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands Home and Garden The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. -- Brian Pickrell Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. -- Anonymous "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Buttons Home and Garden An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. -- Niels Bohr Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities. -- Thomas Jefferson 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time. -- inside of a Pepsi cap Home and Garden Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward. -- Patricia Sampson I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved. -- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Home and Garden Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. -- Mark Twain Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad. -- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Home and Garden "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Sir Winston Churchill Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost. -- Anon "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all Home and Garden I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" -- Jay Leno Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and Home and Garden Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. -- John Barrymore - last words We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -- Anonymous If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -- Lynda Barry I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this bre Home and Garden For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been!" -- John Greenleaf Whittier Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. -- Colin Greene "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Home and Garden "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience. -- Harper Lee Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend." -- Anonymous Home and Garden "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. -- Lily Tomlin You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams Home and Garden Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible. -- Mao Tse-tung "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool. -- Voltaire What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are. -- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 What do you take me for, an idiot? - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Home and Garden "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -- Albert Einstein Home and Garden As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead. -- Andre Norton Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -- Oscar Wilde A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west. -- Unknown history student Home and Garden "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Home and Garden The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -- George Bernard Shaw In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore: ? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties. ? Work Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total ins Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Home and Garden Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30." -- Anonymous "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now comple Home and Garden
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