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One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Health Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Health
Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Health I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Health
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Health "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Health
>From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Health Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Health
Man and wife make one fool. The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Health The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Health
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Health I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Health
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Health When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Health
"The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Health Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Health
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Health Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. The less their ability, the more their conceit.
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We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Health "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Health
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Health A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Health
