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Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Transport Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Transport
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Transport Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Transport
"I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Transport If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Transport
"The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Transport All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Transport
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Transport Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Transport
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Transport If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Transport
Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Transport What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Transport
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Transport There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Transport
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Transport Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Transport
More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Transport You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Transport
"Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Transport The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Transport
