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When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Alderbury Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Alderbury
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Alderbury Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Alderbury
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Alderbury A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Alderbury
Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Alderbury The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Alderbury
"Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Alderbury We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Alderbury
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Alderbury My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Alderbury
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Alderbury I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Alderbury
"It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Alderbury I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Alderbury
When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Alderbury "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Alderbury
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Alderbury When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Alderbury
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Alderbury The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Alderbury
