Allington.ip3.com - Local community web site. Contains information about the village and clubs as well as a forum and classified section.
Spireshadow Siamese - Personal page with information about and gallery of Siamese cats.
Country Pursuit - Falconer. Information on shows, telemetry and a photo gallery.
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Allington Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Allington
Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Allington Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Allington
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Allington Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Allington
"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Allington Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Allington
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Allington "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Allington
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Allington I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Allington
Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Allington Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Allington
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Allington No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Allington
"What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Allington "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Allington
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
"Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Allington What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Allington
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Allington Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Allington
