"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Football One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Football
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Football Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Football
"The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Football Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Football
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Football "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Football
If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Football "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Football
"The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Football blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Football
"Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Football If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Football
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Football Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Football
Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Football Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Football
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Football It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Football
It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Football A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Football
