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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Brinkworth Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Brinkworth
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Brinkworth "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Brinkworth
"I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Brinkworth After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Brinkworth
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Brinkworth "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Brinkworth
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Brinkworth Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Brinkworth
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Brinkworth Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Brinkworth
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Brinkworth No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Brinkworth
"In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Brinkworth Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Brinkworth
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Brinkworth He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Brinkworth
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Brinkworth "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Brinkworth
For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Brinkworth The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Brinkworth
