"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Motoring "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Motoring
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Motoring Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Motoring
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Motoring "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Motoring
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Motoring Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Motoring
"My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Motoring "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Motoring
"When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Motoring "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Motoring
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Motoring Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Motoring
The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Motoring "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Motoring
Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Man and wife make one fool. I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Motoring I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Motoring
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Motoring blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Motoring
Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Motoring Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Motoring
