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Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Chilmark The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Chilmark
What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Chilmark "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Chilmark
Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Chilmark "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Marriage is a rest period between romances. He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Chilmark
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Chilmark Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Chilmark
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Chilmark Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Chilmark
The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Chilmark I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Chilmark
"People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Chilmark Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Chilmark
"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Chilmark It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Chilmark
"Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Chilmark Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Chilmark
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Chilmark "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Chilmark
Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Chilmark "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Chilmark
