Chippenham Churches Together - An association of churches in the Chippenham area. Includes an events diary, church locations, and details of activities and projects.
Hardenhuish Church - An Anglican church with the site showing details of the building, online burial records, service times and Parochial Church Council minutes.
St. Andrew's Parish Church - Anglican church in the centre of town. Information about the church and its history, services, and activities.
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