Angel Hotel - Formerly a coaching inn, this Best Western hotel combines traditional standards of hospitality with modern comfort. Located in the town centre.
Plough Lane Caravan Site - A small caravan site exclusively for grown-ups. Details of facilities, description of the site, information on local tourism, tariff, and booking form.
Wayside - Location, tourist information, types of accommodation provided, and prices.
Bleys House Bed & Breakfast - Tariff, photos, booking information, and information on places to visit in the local area.
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