Cholderton Village - Information and news about the village. Includes a brief history, information about St Nicholas Church, the Village Hall, The Crown Pub and the Rare Breeds Farm.
Park House Motel - Motel accommodation, information on facilites, rooms and location.
Cholderton Rare Breeds Farm - Activity park with rare breeds of rabbits. Information on the facilities and accommodation.
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Cholderton Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Cholderton
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Cholderton "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Cholderton
"Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Cholderton "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Cholderton
"I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Cholderton Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Cholderton
"All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Cholderton "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Cholderton
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Cholderton I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Cholderton
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Cholderton Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Cholderton
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Cholderton Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Cholderton
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Cholderton How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Cholderton
The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
"Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Cholderton Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Cholderton
Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Cholderton "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Cholderton
