What's new? Most of my wife. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Travel and Tourism Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Travel and Tourism
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Travel and Tourism Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Travel and Tourism
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Travel and Tourism By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Travel and Tourism
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Travel and Tourism Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Travel and Tourism
The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Travel and Tourism You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Travel and Tourism Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Travel and Tourism
"Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Travel and Tourism If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Travel and Tourism
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Travel and Tourism I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Travel and Tourism
In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Travel and Tourism "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Travel and Tourism
Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
