Tenfield - Breeders of Golden Retrievers and Basenjis. Includes kennel history, photos, and stories of their past and present dogs.
J P Todd Glass and Glazing - Describes the products and services available from the firm including specialised service to respond to the aftermath of crime.
CannonMilitaria.co.uk - Destails of the military collectables and government surplus available from this shop including squaddie gnomes, weapons, books and helmets.
Durrington Rangers FC - Kids junior and youth football club. Teams, club information, and links.
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Durrington If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Durrington
"Think off-center." (George Carlin) Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Durrington I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Durrington
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Durrington "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Durrington
Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Durrington Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Durrington
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Durrington When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Durrington
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Durrington the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Durrington
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Durrington Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Durrington
"If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Durrington History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Durrington
My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Durrington "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Durrington
"If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Durrington History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Durrington
No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Durrington I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Durrington
