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-- Steven Wright I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Education "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Education
The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Education My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Education
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Education "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
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worse tha "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Education
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Education Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
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"Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Education "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Education
Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Education The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Education
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Education Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Education
"A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Education "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Education
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Education If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Education
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Education "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Education
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Education I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Education
