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Menzies Engineering Services - Precision engineering workshop specialising in prototype or small batch work. Includes overview of services.
Planners Folly - Bed and breakfast accommodation. Information on rooms, rates, reservations and local attractions.
Prestige Staircases - Offer bespoke wooden, metal and marble staircases. Includes information on services and pricing.
Landford Stone - Provide natural stone kitchen and bathroom worktops. Contains information on products and services, a portfolio and FAQ.
Landford.net - Information on primary school, church, parish council and broadband campaign. Also contains guestbook and local links section.
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them. -- H. L. Mencken "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of pleasure, assuage what I find of pain. -- Lyster Landford "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. -- Oscar Wilde "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Landford "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t We haven't the money, so we've got to think. -- Lord Rutherford A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. -- Rita Rudner "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Landford Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. -- Oscar Wilde The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly. -- Bhagava Gita Landford The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. 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(Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Landford I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -- Aaron Machado Landford Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. -- William Temple When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. -- Wilson Mizner Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. - Sir Winston Churchill "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill Landford He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech. -- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his campaign pledge that there would be All you need is love. -- The Beatles, song title Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Landford Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -- Philip K. Dick We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to comfort us along If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anon. "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Landford Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. -- George E. Woodberry "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. -- Mark Twain Landford He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ign Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares, assess randomi MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing. -- Georges Danton, to his executioner Landford I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability. -- Oscar Wilde To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't everythin Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. -- Anonymous Landford The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Landford In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30." -- Anonymous "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Landford "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. -- Ray Bandy If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment. -- Voltaire Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother. -- Claudette Colbert blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end] [text_start] "Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Landford "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. -- Arthur Schopenhauer Landford "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrates What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crow Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball. -- Deborah Tan Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Landford Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Landford No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan I think, therefore I'm single. -- Female philosopher If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. -- Johnny Carson "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. -- Helen Keller Landford A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince. -- American Proverb Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30." -- Anonymous Landford As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Albert Einstein The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. -- Abraham Lincoln "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Landford Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -- George Bernard Shaw Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toil Landford
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