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Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Larkhill "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Larkhill
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Larkhill Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Larkhill
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Larkhill At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Larkhill
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Larkhill The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Larkhill
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) May you never leave your marriage alive. Larkhill Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Larkhill
"Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Larkhill Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Larkhill
I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Larkhill We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Larkhill
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Larkhill An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Larkhill
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Larkhill Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Larkhill
A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Larkhill "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Larkhill
"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Larkhill History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Larkhill
