Keyhaven - Electronic business service providers detail their offerings which include digital imaging, scanning and data processing, websites, and network services.
Wiltshire Fire Cadets - Includes information about joining, newspaper cuttings and contact details.
The Crown Garage - Details of services offered which include car sales, repairs and chauffeur-driven hire.
The Castle Practice - Local GP's surgery. Information on surgery opening times, prescriptions and appointments, as well as a staff list and a newsletter.
"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Ludgershall An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Ludgershall
Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Ludgershall "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Ludgershall
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Ludgershall The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Ludgershall
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Ludgershall Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Ludgershall
"Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Ludgershall I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Ludgershall
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Ludgershall The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Ludgershall
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Ludgershall Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Ludgershall
Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Ludgershall "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Ludgershall
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Ludgershall Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Ludgershall
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Ludgershall The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Ludgershall
blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Ludgershall Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Ludgershall
