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Malmesbury Links

	Eilmer - Information about the town and its history, upcoming events, local businesses and sites of interest.
	Kings Arms Hotel - Offering bed and breakfast accommodation.
	This is Malmesbury - Guide with news, sport and leisure activities, schools, businesses, and other local resources.
	Black Swan Chauffeur Service - Offers cars for business, social and private travel. Online enquiry and full contact details.
	The Old Bell Hotel & Restaurant - Photographs (including panoramic views) of what is reputed to be England's oldest hotel. Includes map and tariff.
	West Crudwell Holiday Cottages - Photographs and prices for self-catering and bed and breakfast.
	21st Century Internet Services - Specialise in web site design and development, computer aided design, Internet advertising, Flash animation, Internet marketing, promotion and IBM e-commerce solutions.
	The Tracklement Company - Company information from specialist manufacturer of traditional hand made sauces, mustards, jellies and chutneys.
	Oakdean Partnership - Farm offering home-reared and free-range meat. Profile, price lists, farmers markets attended, photo gallery, location map and enquiry form.
	Switch Training - Offering a range of first aid courses. Course descriptions, dates and contact details.
	MThreeW - Life in Malmesbury with news, town guide, business directories, jokes, photo gallery and links.
	Whatley Manor - Describes new hotel due to open Summer 2003. Includes contact details for recruitment and overview of planned facilities. [requires Flash]
	Watermans - Offers training in PC skills, communication, time management, assertiveness and managing people. Contact details, client and course lists.
	Barriers International - Manufacturers and suppliers of racecourse race rails, greyhound fencing and crowd barrier systems. Includes details of product range, safety information, client list and contacts.
	Hyams Autos Ltd - Contact details and services offered by dealers for Ford motor vehicles and Marcos sports cars.
	Spoilt For Choice - Gifts and herbal-based body products available to order online.
	Malmesbury Memories - Stories of past and present with photographs.
	Sweetnam & Bradley Ltd - Sheet metal specialists. Plant list, services and local information.
	Malmesbury.com - Includes a business finder, history section and message forum.
	Damage Undone Vehicle Repairs - Specialists in cosmetic vehicle body and interior repairs. Details of repair services offered with examples.
	Custom Transformers - Specialises in the design and manufacture of transformers and wound components.
	Saint Aldhelm's Church - Catholic church. Mass and confession times, parish history, church details, local schools.
	Malmesbury Division Guide Units - Contains program information and contacts.
	Hovington House - Location, photographs of the house and grounds, information on the proprietors and a booking form.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. -- Robert Orben To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being. -- Tom Robbins A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. -- Lou Holtz I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Malmesbury Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty. -- Adair Lara "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Malmesbury The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules. -- Elting E. Morison "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes time to get a dance right, to create something memorable. -- Fred Astaire In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley Malmesbury He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech. -- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his campaign pledge that there would be The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of them, it's considered to be your style. -- Fred Astaire When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that. -- Bill Parcels, New Engla Malmesbury Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost; -- J.R.R. Tolkein I must follow the people. Am I not their leader? -- Benjamin Disraeli Malmesbury An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. -- Alfred A. Knopf It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I didn' It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way to bet. -- Damon Runyan Malmesbury "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting. -- John Brown - last words Thought is action in rehearsal. -- Sigmund Freud "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright Malmesbury In the end, everything is a gag. -- Charlie Chaplin "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry Malmesbury Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. -- Sioux Indian Prayer We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. -- F. M. Knowles The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. -- Kin Hubbard Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. -- Socrates Malmesbury "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -- Abraham Lincoln What luck for the rulers that men do not think. -- Adolf Hitler Malmesbury "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -- Lord Dewar Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology. -- John Tudor Malmesbury You cannot create experience. You must undergo it. -- Albert Camus Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or can die. -- Thomas Carlyle Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them. -- H. L. Mencken Malmesbury The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford Malmesbury I must follow the people. Am I not their leader? -- Benjamin Disraeli When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home. -- Betty Bender Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell Baker Malmesbury Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. -- Robert Orben I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. -- Wilson Mizner It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. -- Jane Austen Tear open packet, unfold and use. -- Directions on moist towelette package Malmesbury If a man does his best, what else is there? - General George S. Patton The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and "cheap"? -- Phyllis Diller Malmesbury I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. -- Nicholas Murray Butler Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Malmesbury Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them. -- Aristotle In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced. -- Helen Rowland Malmesbury "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. - definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. -- Elizabeth Ashley Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Buttons Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it. -- Colin Powell Malmesbury Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. - Friedrich Nietzsche Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. -- G. M. Trevelyan Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives. -- Louise Hay Malmesbury Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. -- Polish proverb "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. -- Virginia Woolf My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Malmesbury Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright Malmesbury Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link |