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The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Monkton Farleigh My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Monkton Farleigh
"Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Monkton Farleigh "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Monkton Farleigh
To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Monkton Farleigh "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Monkton Farleigh
Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Monkton Farleigh What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Monkton Farleigh
Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Monkton Farleigh Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Monkton Farleigh
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Monkton Farleigh These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Monkton Farleigh
If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Monkton Farleigh When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Monkton Farleigh
"Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Monkton Farleigh All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Monkton Farleigh
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Monkton Farleigh People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Monkton Farleigh Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Monkton Farleigh
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Monkton Farleigh Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Monkton Farleigh
