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The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Redlynch Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Redlynch
"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Redlynch We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Redlynch
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Redlynch If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Redlynch
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Redlynch I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Redlynch
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Redlynch Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Redlynch
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Redlynch Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Redlynch
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Redlynch Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Redlynch
There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Redlynch The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Redlynch
"Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Redlynch There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Redlynch
"The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Redlynch blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Redlynch
In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Redlynch The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Redlynch
