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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Sutton Benger You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Sutton Benger
"Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Sutton Benger In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Sutton Benger
A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Sutton Benger Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Sutton Benger
There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Sutton Benger Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Sutton Benger
I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Sutton Benger blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Sutton Benger
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Sutton Benger "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Sutton Benger
It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Sutton Benger Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Sutton Benger
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Man and wife make one fool. Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Sutton Benger "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Sutton Benger
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Sutton Benger If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Sutton Benger
If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Sutton Benger "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Sutton Benger
"Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Sutton Benger Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Sutton Benger
