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"Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Swallowcliffe The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Swallowcliffe
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Swallowcliffe The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Swallowcliffe
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Swallowcliffe "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Swallowcliffe
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Swallowcliffe Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Swallowcliffe
I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Swallowcliffe There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Swallowcliffe
Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Swallowcliffe "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Swallowcliffe
Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Swallowcliffe Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Swallowcliffe
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Swallowcliffe The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Swallowcliffe
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Swallowcliffe "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Swallowcliffe
I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Swallowcliffe Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Swallowcliffe
If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Swallowcliffe And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Swallowcliffe
