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In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Home and Garden Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Home and Garden
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Home and Garden The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Home and Garden Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Home and Garden
I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Home and Garden Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Home and Garden
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Home and Garden ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Home and Garden
Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Home and Garden Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Home and Garden
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Home and Garden That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Home and Garden
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Home and Garden Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Home and Garden
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Home and Garden "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Home and Garden
All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Home and Garden If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Home and Garden
I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Home and Garden Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Home and Garden
