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A Team Driving School - Highlights one week intensive driving course.
Reg Skull Motors - A Ford dealer offering full servicing and repairs, M.O.T. and fuel plus new and used cars.
Auto Engine Tune - Garage services for all makes of cars. MOT testing, brake and clutch repairs, engine tuning, batteries and exhausts.
Lakeside Car Rentals - Shows rates for short-term hire, summary of conditions, and electronic contacts.
Dangerfields - Chauffeur driven cars and mini coaches for hire. Information about their services, contact information and location details.
GWR Vehicle Hire - Cars and vans available, prices and contact details.
Gas and Go - Supply and fitting of liquefied petroleum gas conversions. Details of services offered, prices and an FAQ on nitrous conversion.
TrimLine - Cosmetic vehicle repairs. Examples, prices and contact details.
Link Radio Cars - Taxi service. Online booking, details of vehicles used, prices and contact details.
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Victory belongs to the most persevering. -- Napoleon Bonaparte "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said. -- George Santayana Motoring "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat. -- Henry Miller Thomas Jefferson--still surv... -- John Adams, dying words Motoring If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few. -- George Bernard Shaw "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous. -- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Motoring "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Motoring If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who, doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machi "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune. -- Anonymous Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward. -- Patricia Sampson Motoring Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Motoring In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. -- Edward P. Tryon "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Anonymous Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they oppose it. -- Sigmund Freud What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are. -- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Motoring The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. -- Adlai Stevenson To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of your life. -- Abbie M. Dale If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein Motoring Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree. -- William Blake The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing. -- Publilius Syrus Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man. -- Thomas Carlyle There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true. -- Neils Bohr Motoring Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I don't know and You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -- Al Capone Motoring "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are. -- Gore Vidal "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. -- Michael McShane We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what may Motoring Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. -- French Proverb I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Motoring The society of women is the element of good manners. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself. -- Francis Crawford "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. -- Marcel Achard Motoring We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace. -- William Gladstone The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. -- Bertrand Russell Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Motoring "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and "cheap"? -- Phyllis Diller A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. -- Agnes Repplier "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Motoring The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Motoring When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E. W. Howe Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration. -- D. H. Lawrence It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. -- Andre Gide Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. -- Groucho Marx There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa Motoring Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and shorts for the last four years? -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -- Anonymous Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Motoring If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one. -- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. -- Lily Tomlin Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. -- Virginia Woolf Motoring People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. -- Otto von Bismarck I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Motoring Every flower must grow through dirt. -- Anonymous When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's exciting to have a real crisis on your hands. -- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Work is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -- Sam Kinison Motoring Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. -- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -- Aaron Machado Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau Motoring
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