Cafe Francais - French eatery in the Swindon town centre.
Beehive Pub - Located at Prospect Place and known for its quirky yet welcoming atmosphere and even quirkier landlord and staff. Lists music, art gallery, guestbook and event details.
The Kings Bar and Restaurant - Describes the facilities of The Kings which include a wine bar, restaurant and hotel accommodation. With details of function rooms and live music.
The Eastern Eye - Modern Indian restaurant, provides details of menu and location.
Swanky's Restaurant & Brassiere - Provides details of the menu which includes traditional and speciality cuisine from home and abroad, pictures of the restaurant, location and booking information.
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Restaurants and Bars A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Restaurants and Bars
As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Restaurants and Bars "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Restaurants and Bars
"What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Restaurants and Bars When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Restaurants and Bars
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Restaurants and Bars My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Restaurants and Bars
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Restaurants and Bars What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Restaurants and Bars
The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Restaurants and Bars You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Restaurants and Bars
"Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Restaurants and Bars Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Restaurants and Bars
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Restaurants and Bars Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Restaurants and Bars
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Restaurants and Bars "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Restaurants and Bars
All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Restaurants and Bars Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Restaurants and Bars
"How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Restaurants and Bars Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Restaurants and Bars
