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-- Anatole France Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
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-- Steven Wright The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort 'Tis better to have loved and lost
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-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
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-- Flannery O'Connor Travel and Tourism "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Travel and Tourism
"Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
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- Albert Einstein When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
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-- Doug MacLeod Travel and Tourism Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
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-- H.L. Mencken Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Travel and Tourism Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
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- Ian L. Fleming Travel and Tourism
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
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The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
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-- Albert Einstein "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) History is more or less bunk.
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- Art Buchwald "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Travel and Tourism I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
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-- Michel de Montaigne Travel and Tourism
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
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-- Ha How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
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-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
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He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau He who awaits much can expect little.
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-- Dorothy Parker Travel and Tourism We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
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-- Andrew Brown The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
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"I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Travel and Tourism If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
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-- Clare Boothe Luce Travel and Tourism
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
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-- George Carlin Travel and Tourism A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Travel and Tourism "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
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