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Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Tollard Royal Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
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Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Tollard Royal May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Tollard Royal
>From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Tollard Royal A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Tollard Royal
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Tollard Royal Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Tollard Royal The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Tollard Royal
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Tollard Royal Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Tollard Royal
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Tollard Royal I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Tollard Royal
Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Tollard Royal "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Tollard Royal
"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Tollard Royal "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Tollard Royal
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Tollard Royal There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Tollard Royal
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Tollard Royal Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Tollard Royal